anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

bobbyverse:

I’m so confused by people who are constantly with 5+ friends every day in their posts and snap stories. Just basic stuff, like “gettin a taco for lunch” but it’s a party. How?? I have plenty of friends but I swear it takes 4 days of back and forth to coordinate getting 3 people in the same place at the same time.

ballroomnotoriety:

when reading anything i write please interpret each exclamation point as one wag of a golden retriever’s tail

e.g. if i type “aaaaaaaaah thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!” please imagine i am furiously wagging my tail and possibly causing minor property damage to low positioned vases, lamps, tchotchkes, etc.

attemptingsurvival:

when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed

jonnhydcpp:

academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life

teenbitch:

has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me

sularis:

me to my skin: I know ur trying, but try harder

robotgem:

“what’s your favorite position in bed?”

 near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging

opricat:

person: uhm didn’t you wear that shirt yesterday

me: yea but there’s this remarkable invention called the washing machine

me: *definitely didn’t wash the shirt*

julian2006:

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

noivern:

*sees a realistic drawing* i want to draw like that
*sees a rough messy drawing* no i want to draw like that
*sees a cute simple drawing* no i want to draw like that
*sees a heavily stylized drawing* no i w

thatpadaleckipayne:

period: *stops*
me: finally
me: *wears pretty undies again*
period: biTCH YOU THOUGHT

templar-queen:

me: *wonders why I stopped playing particular game*
me: *starts game*
me: *sees mission I was stuck in*
me: 
me: *closes game* whatever